Beautiful Blonde

Hey man, Well I am hot again after all these years and
it took a beautiful blonde in trouble with the law to
do it for me. I have been so busy on television since
I stuck up for Paris Hilton whom I believe has a ton
of talent. When you have legs as long as hers, a
beautiful face and a slim body that could wear out a
professional athlete in an hour, you have a talent! It
may not be the kind of talent that the Christian Right
would have on their television show but hey I sure
wouldn't kick her out of bed let alone put her in
jail. She will learn a lot in jail. She will learn not
to drive on a suspended licence thats for sure. She
will also learn to hire a driver/body guard as soon as
she is released from jail. I know she is a snotty rich
bitch with an attitude but I'm sorry that type turns
me on!!! Big time...Anyway it's all good. The Bush
people are slowly going to jail one by one. Alberto
Gonzelas's ass is grass! Dick Chaney is an alcoholic!
the Republician' own people are jumping ship..Arnold
is turning Democratic...Hilliary Clinton is still in
the race...Life is getting very interesting.
I ended my pot fast last week at the NORML CONVENTION
in Aspen and I feel like my old self again! And you
know what? I remembered how to just smoke enough to
get buzzed without getting immobile..you know what I
mean...Well I have to get ready to do a gig so take
care and smoke carefully.....tc