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Monday, February 19, 2007

Candidacy For United States Drug Czar

Hi everyone welcome to my blog.
Tonight is a special night because I am announcing (to
my friends) that I am running for the office of Drug
Czar of America. Now i realize that the office of the
Drug Czar is an appointed one by the winning party in
the White House but because my chances of being
appointed are very slim and almost non-existant I am
actually going to campaign like every other politician
and ask for your votes. Now your votes will be
symbolic but the media will pick up on this so your
votes will be counted and reported over every media
outlet so actually your votes will be noticed. As we
all know America's policy on recreational drugs have
been abhorrant and disgusting at best and downright
raciest at worst. My drug of choice is and always has
been marijuana. I know for a fact that marijuana has
way more "good" qualities than bad. I know because I
have been "experimenting" with marijuana for well over
fifty years! I know first hand what this drug is
capable of and how 'dangerous" it really is. And I
know why the American Goverment has demonized it and
made it illigal. All these facts will come out when I
am on the campaign trail running for drug czar. Now I
have found a way in which people can vote...it is very
simple..all you have to do is buy my Beaners Coffee.
Thats right for every baggie of beaners sold it will
be counted as a vote. So when you vote you will also
be supporting my bid for the Drug Czar office in 08..I
will have more to report on my campaign as things
develop further but right now I want everyone to email
thier friends and tell them the good news. Come this
next election all the stoners, burners,liberals, rap
musicians, poets, fast food workers, roofers, framers,
stockbrokers,motercycle mechanics,airline baggage
handlers.... and all you pot heads that I did not
mention...you will be represented in Washington by me
Tommy Chong America's unoffical Drug Czar....tc

posted by and relayed by the weedmaster at 20:21

25 Comments:

  • You got my vote!
    After all, all appointees in this government were people interested in doing away with that particular branch of government. For the sake of consistency, and for finally winning the war on drugs, I am voting for you!

    By Blogger Boris the Bewildered, at Mon Feb 19, 09:00:00 PM PST  

  • I'm Going to vote for you
    Loved your last movie "Evil Bong"

    By Blogger Johnathan, at Mon Feb 19, 09:17:00 PM PST  

  • you my friend shall change the ways of America, and if theres one thing the history channel and wikipedia taught me its that almost every drug has been made illigal because of problems with an ethnic group, marijuana more specifically with the mexicans, cocaine with the blacks, and so on, i dont drink coffee but i will start just to go through bags of beaners coffee. God Speed my friend>

    By Blogger DarkStar8491, at Mon Feb 19, 10:45:00 PM PST  

  • I didnt realize we even had a position of drug Czar. Being a religious smoker I like the words Pope of Dope!. ( I religiously smoke a pipe load each and every day in your name sake Tommy Boy. (hehehe) If I find your coffee in Northern Calif I'll buy a bag and giver a try. I sure hope you arent opening up a can of worms here instead of a can of beans. lol John Ashcroft may be gone but his cronies still lurk in the shadows. I wouldnt be surprized if they come in here once in a while. I dont understand why Cheech wouldnt run for President. He's over 35 native born and all the stoners would vote for him. The Rep and Dem Gray , independent votes would be split leaving Cheech with the most votes. The sticky green party would win. (Pipes down) Lord knows I would rather have Cheech than have those Clintons back in office. They are charging us for Secret Service Then secret service rents their guess house for 10,000 a month which pays for the Clintons house payment. Luckily we caught Hilary trying to raid the White House Antique furniture supply before she could fill her house with it. Funny how they will charge you with conspiracy for your pic on a bong But they didnt charge Hilary with attemped Felony burglary on a federal level. They also didnt charge Bill for lying to the grand Jury and yet they sent old Martha Stewart to jail for lying. Two kinds of laws in this country.
    Cheech and Chong for Pres and Vice Pres. Wow theres a good movie script Cheech and Chong "In the House." The White House that is. What ever you do Tommy If you become Vice Pres dont and I repete dont go hunting with Dick Chaney.

    By Blogger Bobby, at Tue Feb 20, 06:38:00 AM PST  

  • Yes Tommy!!!! You definitely have my vote!!!! Tommy, you would be an awesome Drug Czar, or is that Czar of Drugs????

    By Blogger Digitune, at Tue Feb 20, 07:09:00 AM PST  

  • Bobby, You have been brainwashed by the Right. A lot of your "facts" about the Clintons are wrong (the furniture stealing was an outright lie,penned by Fox "News" Tony Snow, who is now the White House press secretary).

    By Blogger oognwoog, at Tue Feb 20, 08:50:00 AM PST  

  • The reason we all get busted for drugs is that we hadn't paid the tax, and that is what is illegal.
    I hope that you can lower that tax so we can all afford the freedom we deserve.

    By Blogger aaronic_abacus, at Tue Feb 20, 03:00:00 PM PST  

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillary_Rodham_Clinton_controversies


    We all know only Democrats tell the truth. Nottttttttttttt!
    Well Im not a Democrat and Im not a Republican Im a poor
    SOBof an America entitled to my opinon regardless of what bleeding heart libreals say. Just because you believe in the US Goverment doesnt mean I have to. Tommy Chong was framed and by Government people of all kinds not just GW Bush and Company. They were all in on it for EGotistical purposes. I didnt just drop in here on some ravoli wagon. Ive been here since Day One. So your remarks are unwarranted and without merrit.

    By Blogger Bobby, at Tue Feb 20, 05:37:00 PM PST  

  • Chong for President!!!

    By Blogger Nazith, at Tue Feb 20, 11:36:00 PM PST  

  • Naz,
    I follow you ont hat one but you have to be native born and Im not sure but I think that felony thing counts So How about Cheech for President Tommy could be one of his cabinet members like Secretary of agriculture.

    By Blogger Bobby, at Wed Feb 21, 06:46:00 AM PST  

  • wikipedia...yeah, that can be counted on as the truth. What a riot you are bobby.

    By Blogger oognwoog, at Wed Feb 21, 10:11:00 AM PST  

  • my vote as well!

    By Blogger Iggins!!!, at Sat Feb 24, 09:07:00 AM PST  

  • I'd vote tommy chong, if i wasn't Canadian. but the US drug czar reigns supreme over all lands, spreading lies and propaganda to all westernized countries.

    By Blogger John, at Sun Feb 25, 09:27:00 PM PST  

  • If I lived in Malibu I would run a draft Tommy Chong for congress campaign.

              DRAFT TOMMY CHONG
          FOR U.S. CONGRESS IN 2008!

    By Blogger aahpat, at Mon Feb 26, 11:22:00 PM PST  

  • everyone will vote for you, and its cool to see someone represent the majority of the america, im a dropout with a dead-end carreer, and Bush only supports the people in the higher tax bracket, so maybe when you win canidacy you can eleminate the war on drugs and raise minumum wage

    By Blogger jermdizzle, at Tue Feb 27, 04:23:00 AM PST  

  • alright tommy, you've got my vote. unfortunately, i'm already working to eliminate that job though, in my work as "anti-drugwar czar"

    http://antidrugwarczar.blogspot.com

    By Blogger anti-drugwar czar, at Tue Feb 27, 06:49:00 AM PST  

  • Go Tommy! I wish I was an American so I could "vote" for you. I am adding you to my blogroll toot sweet. You rock! Smoke a bowl for me.

    By Blogger Tanya, at Tue Feb 27, 04:20:00 PM PST  

  • Fantastic! I'll get the word out in our town. Hopefully it will yield some interest.
    Good luck! You have my vote.

    By Blogger Eris Siva, at Wed Feb 28, 01:19:00 AM PST  

  • You've got my vote as well. And its nice to see our anti-drugwar czar, brian, is here in support as well. While working to replace Walters with Tommy C we can gain the higher ground and end this WO(s)D insanity.

    Write on Tommy!

    By Blogger Allan Erickson, at Wed Feb 28, 08:12:00 AM PST  

  • Tommy, good luck on your campaign. All us "legalizers" out here with Oregon NORML wish you all the best.

    By Blogger "Radical" Russ, at Wed Feb 28, 08:30:00 AM PST  

  • The reason marijuana is illegal is the same reason that raw milk is illegal in most states: it allows a farmer to grow something and sell it for a retail price without borrowing money from a bank to do it.

    I never liked pot or drugs (except that stuff my dentist gave to when he pulled my wisdom teeth), and alcohol gives me a pain. That doesn't mean I think they should be turned into a profit center for law enforcement agencies.....;-)

    I would buy your Beaners, but I don't drink coffee, and I believe if you want Change, keep it in your pocket.

    Dave's not here, man.

    Still the original and the best: Big Bambu.

    By Blogger auntiegrav, at Wed Feb 28, 11:23:00 AM PST  

  • i truly believe that prosecuting marijuana users is wrong on so many levels.

    and you had me until you said that all i had to do to "vote" was buy your coffee. c'mon.

    By Blogger yahmon, at Thu Mar 01, 11:10:00 AM PST  

  • you got my vote

    By Blogger Christopher, at Sun Mar 18, 08:46:00 PM PDT  

  • Well Tommy i would like to wish you the best in your upcoming election. However,there are two reasons i will not vote for you. First, im Canadian so i don't even have the option. Second, and more importantly, dont you think making the only way to vote by buying YOUR coffee is a rather capatalist move?? I mean everyone needs to make money but thats some serious bullshit. Can you not set up a internet site with a way to cast a vote? possibly email votes or mail ballots (if your serious about running and winning)? I suppose my question to you Tommy Chong is, are you running for Drug Czar to make a significant difference on the governments stance on recreational drugs? or, do you want to sell more coffee? Oh! and just so there is no confusion i am an avid pot smoker and i would like to see positive change regarding the stigma on pot. I just don't see how hard working middle-low class citizens spending their hard earned dollars to make you richer is going to help anything. Except maybe perpetuate the cycle of ignorance,deception and profiteering.
    Much respect to the godfather of pot but c'mon man.

    bryan r.

    By Blogger bnote, at Thu Apr 05, 04:30:00 PM PDT  

  • and hey if you dont win at least you will have all that fucking money to fall back on

    bryan r

    By Blogger bnote, at Thu Apr 05, 04:38:00 PM PDT  

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