Citizen Chong

Well it is now offical...We just pitched a reality
show to our first television company. The show is
called Citizen Chong and it features my wife Shelby
and my two grown sons Paris and Gilbran. The boys have
taken me up on my offer of "if you attend school and
get good grades I will support you". It took a few
years of both of them in the "real world" of jobs
before they figured out what a sweet deal they had in
front of them. So the show swirls with the drama of
grown men living together with their pot parents.
Shelby and I are on the road quite a bit making money
to support this venture while the boys stay home and
attend school. The camera follws us as we try to cope
with my recent incarceration for selling bongs. Our
show is very "pot related" so there is a bit of a
quandry trying to stay out of jail but still do what I
have been doing for the past 30 years. My stint as Leo
on That 70's Show has produced a whole new batch of
fans that mingle with my older Cheech and Chong fans
who also mingle with undercover DEA agents who have
been following me around looking for a reason to bust
me again. My wife Shelby is my comedy partner and she
has her own issues trying to be the partner, wife and
business manager and mother to the grown sons who are
hired to help out at home while we are on the road.
To add to the mix I decide to make a run for the
office of Drug Czar in the up coming election. I am
actually creating a new "office" to represent the
unrepresented in this country. All in all this is
going to be the big hit show of the television reality
show season...as long as every stoner watches it
regularly...that is a bout 50 million people ....tc