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Back From Alabama
Hey man, Whats up stoners? Well I am in LA cooling it
for a few days. Just finished a gig in Burmingham
Alabama. And we all had a nice time cause the folks
were so friendly! I love the South and I love the
stoners in the South because they are a special breed.
Ya got to watch 'em though. One time a cop in Georgia
set up a "Drug Inspection Station" where he'd pull
people over and inspect their cars for "drugs". He
made so many arrests that he had to stop the program
because he couldn't handle the crowd. I heard a dumb
Hilliary Clinton joke. Seems like old Bill would be
accosted by a hooker every time he went jogging. The
hooker would yell to him as he went by...$50.00 to
which Bill would reply, "How about $5.00 dollars!. And
the hooker would decline the offer. This went on for a
few days until finially Hillary decided to go jogging
with Bill. Of course Bill tried to jog past the hooker
real fast but she saw him and hollared...." Hey Bill,"
See what you get for five dollars?".......I thought
that was pretty funny...mean but funny....tc
for a few days. Just finished a gig in Burmingham
Alabama. And we all had a nice time cause the folks
were so friendly! I love the South and I love the
stoners in the South because they are a special breed.
Ya got to watch 'em though. One time a cop in Georgia
set up a "Drug Inspection Station" where he'd pull
people over and inspect their cars for "drugs". He
made so many arrests that he had to stop the program
because he couldn't handle the crowd. I heard a dumb
Hilliary Clinton joke. Seems like old Bill would be
accosted by a hooker every time he went jogging. The
hooker would yell to him as he went by...$50.00 to
which Bill would reply, "How about $5.00 dollars!. And
the hooker would decline the offer. This went on for a
few days until finially Hillary decided to go jogging
with Bill. Of course Bill tried to jog past the hooker
real fast but she saw him and hollared...." Hey Bill,"
See what you get for five dollars?".......I thought
that was pretty funny...mean but funny....tc
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9 Comments:
That's friggin hillarious Tom lmaooo. I like the Southern folk as well ecxcept the dumb ones Some do some stupid stuff. I love a southern gals accents. Im thinking of checking out Cheechs gig in Reno and wear my Free tommy Chong shirt. hahahah That would do it. Glad your home Tom.
Hilary a 5 buck fuck lmaoooooo
Heres my joke for you Tommy
A guy gives his son a duck for his birthday. He tells him take him outside and walk him.So the young man goes outside and walks down the street where he meets a hooker. She says," Hey young man Ill give ya a piece for the duck!" he says," ok!" and trades her After 2 minutes she says," Hey your not bad for a 18 year old ill give ya the duck back if you can go one more time." he agrees. While they are going a second round the duck waddles in the street and gets hit by an 18 wheeler The young mans gents bent out of shape going my duck my duck what a I going to tell my dad? She gives him 5 bucks ans says here go get yourself another duck. he returns home with the new duck and his father says Howdy son what happened out there in the world with your birthday present? The young man replies
"I got a fuck for a duck a duck for a fuck and 5 bucks for a fucked up duck."
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Bobby, at Sat Feb 03, 09:09:00 AM PST
ha, yeah the south is good unless it turns into a Deliverance kind of situation, but shouldn't have to worry about that
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DarkStar8491, at Sat Feb 03, 09:35:00 AM PST
That WUZ "GALL'DANG" Funny!!!!,....Ger'Heeerrr!!!!!!!
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STONERDUDEcartoonz, at Sat Feb 03, 02:54:00 PM PST
I Hear Back in the Day' they ,[Meanin, them South'naz].... Wuz "Tokin" on the RagWeed [Mari-ji-wana],...Growin On the Side'o the Road, Walkin On their Way to Wherever they Wuz Goin!!!...& by the Time they Got there they wuz "Good"n SToNeD
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STONERDUDE, at Sat Feb 03, 03:01:00 PM PST
I think I have finally come to grips that there will not be another Cheech and Chong movie.
I am now convinced that there is no hope for the counter culture "Dynamic Duo" and maybe collecting art just might prevent you from making art. I guess I'll just keep watching my old Laserdiscs and DVD's of my favorite comedy team. By the way, I just bought the Lewis and Martin Vol #1, not as funny as Cheech and Chong but funny nevertheless.
Carlos Mencia reminds me of a young Cheech without "The Chong!"
Maybe Carlos should hook up with Chong and make "Son of Cheech and Chong?
el_callejero, primo de Strawberry
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EL_CALLEJERO, at Sat Feb 03, 08:13:00 PM PST
Cute joke, man. Up here, we have what could be called the equivalent to those southern jokes. They are Newfie jokes, and there are too many to mention all of them, but heres an oldie that's been floating around awhile.
A Newfie and a Priest went golfing together one day, and the priest was getting quite annoyed. Every time the Newfie missed a shot, he would say, "Fuck. I missed" Every single time. The priest tried to tell the Newfie that he didn't appreciate the bad language, and wanted him to stop, but still everytime he missed a shot, he kept cursing, until finally the Father said, "Look Newf, You know that I don't care much for your attitude. If you keep swearing like that, God will deal with you. I can promise that." The Newfie just smirked, and they went on to the next hole. The priest swings, perfect shot. The newfie swings and misses. "Don't say it, Newf!", the priest warns. "Fuck I missed", the Newf says. All of a sudden, a thunder bolt comes down out of the sky, and nails the priest, knocking him out. While the Newfie wonders what the hell happened, a voice comes out of the sky and says, "Fuck, I missed."
Keep on rockin' in the weed world
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reality checks, at Sun Feb 04, 12:34:00 AM PST
Hey Tommy and Shelby
I hope all is good ...I AM one of those stonerd southerners.
Duhee y'all
Hey it is how I make my money at the moment.
Great joke Tommy
Good ole boy cops are best to be overly respected they may appear to be what ever but they can fuck up your life BIG TIME.
PEACE Y'all
Russ
HEY TOMMY WHAT ABOUT DANING WITH STONERS?!?!?
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Trailer Trash Lot 420, at Sun Feb 04, 10:19:00 AM PST
Hey Rus,
You know what would be funny? a movie with a shit load of Tommy look alikes You could play in it lmaooo. In serch of Spock Just became in serch of Cheech All Tommy can find are ghuys that look like him instead of Cheech. haha
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Bobby, at Sun Feb 04, 12:39:00 PM PST
I meant DANCING not daning with the stoners
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Trailer Trash Lot 420, at Sun Feb 04, 10:19:00 PM PST
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