Hello From Bangkok
flight back to LA. We have been in Ho Chi Mien City
formerly Siagon where we had the best time touring the
country and eating the delicious food. Then we spent a
few days in Thialand where we travelled on the river
boats and visited the King's Palaces but then we went
to Bali. As the plane was in it's final approace they
announced over the pa system that "drugs are illigal
and subjected to the death penalty!. When we
disembarked I could see the police with dogs searching
the luggage.
The Bali people are probably the kindest most gentle
people on this planet. They smile and look into your
eyes when they talk to you. The climate is warm and
gentle like the people. The roads are narrow and
filled with cars and scooters with entire families
riding one scooter travelling 50 miles an hour
practically touching the car next to it as they ride.
They all drive on the left side of the road opposite
to America. In fact every thing in Bali is opposite to
America.
So I could not believe the Bali's additude toward
drugs until I read a book about a guy who did 7 years
in a Thai Jail! The seriousness of the slightest drug
offence fuels corruption! People will spend money if
their lives are threatened. When a tourist is busted
by the police he or she will bribe their way out of
trouble if they are smart! And ther is no down side
for the authorities! You broke the law! Therefore you
deserve what ever happens to you! Now this is a
country where you see three people riding a scooter
with out helmets! Or a couple wearing helmets with a
little child riding in front without one. You slow
down when you go through green lights because so many
people ignore red lights! The scary thing about their
drug laws is the people who sell you the stuff are the
same ones who turn you in! So they get paid twice and
in some case get the drugs back to sell again. This
goes on in the States as well except they don't do the
death penalty.
I would advise anyone thinking of going to Bali to go
completely drug free. Don't even wear a pot leaf
t-shirt! Keep a low tourist profile and be generous
with the tips! They resent people who are stingy and
ignorant. And don't travel with anything drug related!
Leave all that stuff behind. Disguise yourself as a
tourist! Don't flash money around and remember who you
are. You are a fish! And these people are expert
fishermen!....tc

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8 Comments:
it sounds like you had a good time man
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Bong Rip 420, at Thu Jan 04, 07:47:00 PM PST
Mr. Chong.
How are ye? Recently i've found myself snooping around for very early cheech and chong material. Ya know, back to the basics. Stand up. The Improv. And of course snooping my way up to your first films [which more or less involves me just finding out random tid-bits of the makings of the films]. Anyways. I have to tell you. You guys have been somewhat of an inspiration and i just wanted to say thank you. So, one question. Is the reunion of Cheech and Chong a flat out straight to the point never going to happen complete outright blunt NO?
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OcciferKodi, at Thu Jan 04, 08:15:00 PM PST
damn the death penalty, but as long as you guys didnt get it and had a good time
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DarkStar8491, at Thu Jan 04, 08:45:00 PM PST
Hey Tommy happy new year man. I thought you forgot about us. I'm glad you had a good time there and most of all I'm glad you avoided the death penalty.
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Nazith, at Fri Jan 05, 02:35:00 AM PST
Hi Tom and Shelby,
It sounds like your vacation went well, but are they really that uptight about drug use over there and as corrupt as you say? It's not that I'm doubting you,(my world travelling experience is limited to where my Reeboks can get me, so I will take your word for it) but you mentioned that most people were friendly and smiling. You would think that the people of Bali who suffer from such oppression would be cynical and suspicious of everyone.
It's nice to hear that friendly people do exist in the face of fear and corruption. I am just glad that you didn't go into "denial" over there and get caught. That would make Uncle Sam's sentence a party by comparison. Imagine, getting the death penlty for a drug that has never killed anybody directly in it's history on this Earth. Kind of grabs you by the boo boo, don't it?lol
Lookin' forward to future blogs, and anxiously waiting for more news on "Dancing with the stoners".
light a bong
think of Chong
By
reality checks, at Fri Jan 05, 06:18:00 AM PST
A commentary by Siskel and Bobby!
Well this story sounds like a real quagmire here now. The man who is known as the pope of dope got some cohonnies the size of grapefruits. He goes to a country that would kill you for a seed. But for the monent It sounds like Tom is "Living Lavida Loca" It doesnt sound like they are totally opposite though. I been in several cities here in America where you slow down for green lights (S.F.) comes to mind! Crazy ass drivers there. Sounds like the main man over there must be related you GW Bush's good ole boy " John Ashcroft" (Kim Lee Ashcroft) Good thing they came up with that phoney excuse for John Ashcroft. He resigned for health reasons. You could have got the needle here if he was still i n office.
But I know they turn the dope around for reframing whoops I meant re entrapment whoops Well They have some phoney name for it. I guess most third world type countries ya gotta watch you cash because their so poor. But Heck you can get robbed in LA just looking like a bum. Now the only question is why did ya go there ? It sounds alot like alot like your own back yard. Your the king there Ya gotta queen and a palace. Even the town has the word palace in the name. Yep Bali sounds alot like home. And there's No place like home. Yeah thats it No place like home.No Place Like Home Someeeeeeeeeeee Where over the rainbowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! We want you to come back home Tom its to dangerous out in the world for a young man like you. C'mon home let's make movies and have fun. Happy New year Chong family. Especially you Rae.
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Bobby, at Fri Jan 05, 09:14:00 AM PST
Hey Tommy and Shelby
glad you had a good time... HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Woo Hoo! Yee Haw! Woo Hoo!
We had a great new year... We moved from tallahassee to cocoa and my wife quit her oppressive job YAY!!! life is too short for that kind of shit!
So We are having a great time in Cocoa and go to the beach now and take our little boy to the go cart track and my beautiful wife is doing what she loves.
Peace Tommy and Shelby and all you bloggers
Gotta go too much to do. I will be putting some more music or video on www.lot420.com soon as well as my video of my best impersonation
See ya!
PS Glad you are here and not in a bali jail Tommy. It makes me thankful for where I live
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Trailer Trash Lot 420, at Fri Jan 05, 10:56:00 AM PST
Oh oh, the New Year is not starting out on the right foot up here!
My mother called me up last week, and said she found a box of my old record albums, and asked me what to do with them. Remembering that I had some oldies in there, I told her to hang on to them and I would collect them later.
Well, I went up to Mom's to see them, and was informed by her that her neighbor's dog had been in the house last Saturday night, and with everybody sucking down the booze like their throats were on fire, everybody "FORGOT" to walk the dog. Anybody care to venture a guess where rover just had to take a leak?
I was more disappointed than mad,(look, if it happened to anybody else, it might just have been mildy comical to me), but I almost had to cry when I realized what was lost.
I had bought a near mint copy of Cheech & Chongs "BIG BAMBU" from a local second hand record store in the early eighties, big rolling paper included. I have not had a record player since '87, but this record was a collectors item that I almost forgot about, until Mom's call.
Now, I know the late great Frank Zappa advised us not to eat the yellow snow, but I think also that Tommy Chong might advise people in situations like this to not smoke the yellow paper also!
A lot of other albums were lost too, but "big bambu" was the highlight of the collection. I am trying to laugh about it now, since I haven't seen the album in 20 years, but I don't imagine many of the original albums with the paper in mint condition are circulating around out there. Thanks dog!!!
I don't blame the dog. It's the owners that need the reality check, and we all know that booze makes us snooze.
Poor pup, sorry your owners were so neglectful to your urinary needs, but the next time, try pissing on a few of my mother's Floyd Cramer albums instead, and leave the classics alone.
That's how my week went! How was yours?
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reality checks, at Sat Jan 06, 09:24:00 AM PST
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