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Hey man...only a few days to go then I am off to Bali
for Christmas! Yea..It is gonna be a blast! And don't
worry i know all about the drug laws in those places!
I saw Midnight Express and I no longer smoke so I am
cool. I not only don't smoke anything but I also deny
smoking even when I get caught! And I haven't been
caught yet because well I no longer smoke! I feel
everyone in America is a snitch so even if i did smoke
I would deny it because this is what we do here in
America...We are all in denial! Especially when it
comes to smoking the fabulous herb. Hey I just been
reminded that i am going to be in Vancouver Washington
tomorrow signing books at Maryjanes Smoke shop and
Book store....Dec 5th from I guess two oclock until
the crowd is gone. I better get on the ball here and
find out where my ticket is at!....I'll let you all
know how the signing went on the next blog! In the
meantime..Merry Christmas and Happy High Year!
for Christmas! Yea..It is gonna be a blast! And don't
worry i know all about the drug laws in those places!
I saw Midnight Express and I no longer smoke so I am
cool. I not only don't smoke anything but I also deny
smoking even when I get caught! And I haven't been
caught yet because well I no longer smoke! I feel
everyone in America is a snitch so even if i did smoke
I would deny it because this is what we do here in
America...We are all in denial! Especially when it
comes to smoking the fabulous herb. Hey I just been
reminded that i am going to be in Vancouver Washington
tomorrow signing books at Maryjanes Smoke shop and
Book store....Dec 5th from I guess two oclock until
the crowd is gone. I better get on the ball here and
find out where my ticket is at!....I'll let you all
know how the signing went on the next blog! In the
meantime..Merry Christmas and Happy High Year!
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20 Comments:
Orale Tommy, I thought that you forgot about us simple folk. I am glad to see that you are making regular blogs so that I have something to read besides WAR, Bush and the rising cost of fuel. It is gonna be a pretty simple Christmas this year but, I think that is the way it's supposed to be. For a guy that does not smoke anymore, your eyes sure look red...
I'll take the reds man...makes your eyes red just thinking about it. I love those old tracks Tommy. I wish you 2 funny guys could do some more. Peace old timing vato.
el_callejero...I was first for once!
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EL_CALLEJERO, at Mon Dec 04, 03:37:00 PM PST
Congrats EL_CALLEJERO for being first post...
Hey Tommy and Shelby have a great time in Bali.
I am smoking a bowl of denial right now ...
Hey what about you both doing a movie about Santa Clause and his old lady..?!?!
in time for Christmas 2007.
I know what you mean about snitches... you don't have to do anything except be a freak...
Last year one of my kind neighbors told Florida Dept of Law Enforcement that I was a grower...so we had a dozen cops in our house (embarrassed cops that didn't find what they were looking for) they did find my stash (but not my good stash) the point is they only needed a person telling them ...so if one of your neighbors pisses you off or doesn't return your mower or whatever you can have them busted by your local state police.
I'm not sure which one it was but it doesn't matter.
it was funny to see the looks on thier faces when they found no garden.
Maybe someday we will just mind our own business and live and let live...I can dream can't I?
I love life though ...cops and all! it really is a wonderful planet we live on.
U 2 take care in Bali if you ever get to Cocoa beach we need to party (smokeless of course) Tommy I respect your right to not smoke even if you are "the Chong".
PEACE Russ
russcoe@iwon.com
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Trailer Trash Lot 420, at Mon Dec 04, 06:10:00 PM PST
I look forward to seeing you tomorrow.
Have a safe trip.
Signed,
PVGZ(pugs)
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PVGZ, at Mon Dec 04, 09:58:00 PM PST
Snitch?? I'm no snitch man! But I like snatch. Now there's something worth talking bout. Now if your snitching about snatch thats ok right? And if the snatch has snotch all over it back off cause the snitch got there first. bwahahahaha! I'heading to Los Angeles the first of the year but I wont be stopping by Tommy's I need to get a SAG card somehow. Tommy will be puffing away on some denile in wonderful Bali.( So thats what they meant by Bali High) way back then. I thought denile was that place over in Eygpt! Well I live near the America River not the denile. We grow great smoke up here and all the snatch comes out in the summer in their wedgees, I mean thongs. Steve Kirby, Cheech's old roommate lives here and he doesnt deny using. We dont snitch about our snatch because we want to keep it all to ourseves. One thing comes to mind here Tommy. IF YOUR TALKING BOUT SNITCHES YOU MUST BELIEVE THERES ONE WHOM RATTED YOU OUT. TELL US WHO IT IS SO WE CAN ALL SEE THE HEMP THROUGH THE TREES. The blog sounds like you know something we dont C'mon dude spill it. Hey Russ! Is the first post getting prizes? lmaooooo
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Bobby, at Tue Dec 05, 06:43:00 AM PST
Ever think of summering in Amsterdam? Imagine instead of worrying about narcs, your biggest worry would be whether to cut up the Maui Waui, or the Thai Stick first! Heaven beats denial anyday, brother! I think I'll go smoke a bowl up of denial right now! Yeah! I'll be thinking of ya, Tom!
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reality checks, at Tue Dec 05, 08:45:00 AM PST
Hey, Tommy! Woog and I had mucho fun in Vancouver while looking for the Amsterdamish area. It was a few years ago and they had just burned that area to the ground. There was one coffee shop, however, you had to buy your herb on the street. Could smoke it there once you found it. We got ripped off pretty badly from the first guy (and I got invited to a hooker party), second guy was so-so. Met up with some people who could help us, but then we never found them again. Finally got lucky from some young boys and ended up having to stay a few extra days. Was way fun and the scenery in Vancouver is heavenly. Anyway, thought you'd be amused, and yes, we'd love to go back again.
Love & Light!
oognwoog
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oognwoog, at Tue Dec 05, 10:43:00 AM PST
Just in case I don't get to blog in again before Christmas, I just want to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Tom, Shelby, & family.
Just wanted to leave you with song lyrics that I wrote to the tune of Steve Miller's "The Joker" Of course, it is renamed, "The Toker"
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Some people call him the king of toke
Some call him Tommy Chong
Some people call him a stoner
But not anymore, since the feds came along
He saw that the law was as crooked as can be
They said,"You're gonna plead guilty, or we'll charge your family"
So he does it, yeah, he does it and he goes and he does his time.
Come on, baby, I'll sure tell you what should be the crime
(CHORUS)
He ain't smokin'
He ain't tokin'
He don't feel like jokin'
Uncle Sam took away his bong
The feds dropped by
Not to get high
Just to blackmail the guy
They can't find Osama, so they'll settle for Chong
The narc's think that they just ruined his life
Lied straight to his face, and just twisted the knife
Now he's gotta say, gotta say that he ain't gettin' high
Come on, baby, let's hope that the feds are making him lie
____________________________________
Don't know if it's funny or not, but I post it as a tribute anyways!
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reality checks, at Tue Dec 05, 11:45:00 AM PST
Hey,GROOVY Tommy!Hope your Thanksgiving was GREAT! Have a GREAT Time in Bali,and post pictures,if you can!
My Husband and I are HUGE fans,and while we also are sad,there is no Reunion anytime soon,THANK YOU SOO Much,for ALL the Great,Cool,stuff,and for still Being The EXCELLENT Cool cat ,you are! Please greet Shelby and the Kids for us!Especailly Rae Dawn! How's she doing?WIll you come to Pennsylvania,to do a show or sign books,Maybe?
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Sailorsolareclipse, at Wed Dec 06, 06:44:00 AM PST
Hey,GROOVY Earth Brother!Hope all is well,and that your Holiday is GROOVY and Excellent!
My Husband and I are HUGE fans,and will ALWAYS cherish Cheeech and Chong and your EXCELLENT legacy.While we STILL hope for a renunion,we are VERY glad,you have this blog,and that you want to keep in touch ,with your fans! Maybe ,you can do a Booksigning in Pennsylvania! Also,Looking forward,to meeting you someday! Peace and Love to you and the Family! Take Care!
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Sailorsolareclipse, at Wed Dec 06, 06:50:00 AM PST
Tommy Chong and Michael Richards were both on Miami Vice, Season 2.
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Mr Weedmaster, at Wed Dec 06, 07:06:00 AM PST
Tommy man, come back to Canada. We have good weed and cops simply do not give a fuck. If a cop busted you smoking a joint in Canada he would ask you to sigh a pack of papers and get a picture taken with you. You know who doesn't care more than the police if you smoke a joint or not? Politicians. (flash back) The first time I ever got high my freind picked up the coolest looking spiral stick. I'm just looking at it like "Woa, I gotta hold that!" He turns around and asks my freind to hold his shit for a second....realizing he picked up a peice of dog shit. Then i thought you had to drink visine to un-red your eyeballs. What a shitty buzz. No pun intended :(
Happy Holidays dude
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CAMibus, at Thu Dec 07, 10:09:00 AM PST
Hey Tommy
I was wondering when you guys filmed Still Smokin in Amsterdam, did you take full advantage of the red lights and panama red?
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Mark, at Thu Dec 07, 05:54:00 PM PST
Hey Tommy,
have a very good time at Bali man, and don't forget to deny everything..
Next time you should consider Greece for vacations. Its nice here and you have many fans.
hey reality checks nice lyrics man.
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Nazith, at Fri Dec 08, 01:06:00 AM PST
Hey Tommy and Shelby it's off to Bali Enjoy! We will blog ya when ya get back
Check out my new video at www.lot420.com It isn't the greatest recording but it aint bad. It's me and my wife jamming at a local jam night.
PEACE
Russ
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Trailer Trash Lot 420, at Fri Dec 08, 07:06:00 AM PST
Tommy and Shelby,
Have a safe trip today, and don't forget to "DENY" your ass off while you're over there! Their denial should be a hell of a lot better than the denial we get over here! hahaha.
This is a shout out to the bloggers that write into here. You know, we out to all try to give Tommy a gift this year! Don't worry, I don't mean that we have to dip into our "denial" funds.(lol)
I'm sure that he'll be checking in a couple of times while on his "denial" holiday. Why don't we all try to give HIM some laughter for a change.
You gotta admit, knowing that you made Tommy laugh has gotta be a cool feeling, after all of the LMAO moments we have all recieved from him over the last 35 years!
If you heard something that made you laugh your ass off, type it into here, and maybe Tommy and Shelby will laugh theirs off too!
Now, I don't mean that you should solicit him to use your jokes in future routines, or give him script ideas. He is his own creative genius! I just mean that we all should try to get into the spirit of the season, and try to give him what he has given us all thru the years. Laughter is a great gift to give, and cheap too! Maybe he will share his favorites with us here. You never know.
Now, if you know where the joke came from, always try to credit the source. If you don't, type it in anyways. I'll start off!
Q - Why is that thing that holds your joint called a "Roach Clip"?
A - Because the name "Pot Holder" was already taken!
(I saw it used as an opening joke on the Canadian series "Comedy at Club 54")
Anybody else?
Take care Chongs! We'll all be anxiously awaiting future updates
Happy Holidays to all
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reality checks, at Fri Dec 08, 07:16:00 AM PST
Hey reality?
Cute Joke! Where Im from we used to call those things (Ears) Youd take a big puff and pass it to your friend going Ear man!
A Giraffee a Skunk and A Deer walk into a bar. They are drinking it up for hours. The bartender came over and said, " Who's going to pay for all these drinks?" The Skunk said, " I havent got a scent!" The Deer said, " I haven't any doe!" The Giraffee says, "Well I guess the highballs are on me!"
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Bobby, at Fri Dec 08, 07:36:00 AM PST
Hi Everybody and Happy Holidays!!!
Tommy and Shelby have a great safe trip to Bali!!!
Q What did Mister Spock find in the cammode???
A The Captain's log
Well thats my joke contribution for now...
Peace...
Rock N Roll Stew
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Digitune, at Fri Dec 08, 12:16:00 PM PST
I thought of another joke to share.
A woman is talking with her friend about her upcoming marriage. She says,"I don't know what to do! My fiance is a virgin and thinks that I am a virgin too, but I'm not. I love him very much! This could be a dealbreaker with him. What can I do?"
Her friend thinks for a minute, and says," Well, if he's a virgin too, then he should be fooled very easy. All you do is wrap an elastic band around your thigh, and snap it when he starts making love to you. If he asks what that sound was, just tell him that is proof that you are a virgin, and he just popped your cherry!" The lady laughs and says,"Great Idea.Thanks. I'll try it!"
So the wedding day comes, and later in the hotel room the bride and groom start the festivities of the evening.
He puts his willie inside of her, and she snaps the band around her thigh.
"What the hell was that?" he asks.
"Oh honey, That just proves that I'm a virgin. You just popped my cherry!'
He says," Yeah, well can ya tell me how to pop it again? ONE OF MY NUTS IS CAUGHT IN IT!!!!!"
Almost pissed myself when I heard that one many moons ago.
Keep smiling
(P.S.- Thanks for the props on the lyrics, Nazith! Appreciate it.
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reality checks, at Fri Dec 08, 01:45:00 PM PST
Ok Ok Here we go its on.
Three black men are walking through central park. They hear Help Help! They run over and see a black man raping a white woman. They run and tell the cops and three months later they are eye witnesess in court. The first guy gets on the stand and th DA says Tell the court what you saw in the park. He says Welst yo honor its like dis Dis big black buck wasa fuckin the shit out of this white women. The judge is anger and says bail lift throw him out. The second guy gets on the stand and the DA says Tell the court what you saw in the park. He says Welst yo honor this big black buck was a humpin and a screwing the shit out of this white woman. The judge says You can not talk like that in my court Bail lift throw him out. The third black man gets on the stand and the judge warns him. He says you saw what I did to the other two guys you just watch what you say and tell the court what you saw in the park that night. He says Welst yo honor it was like dis Dare were ten toes up Ten toes down a big black booty going round and round. Da meat was going in Da meat was coming out. If that aint fuckin you can throw me out.
Dedicated to Michael Richards whom threw away his career using the N word.
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Bobby, at Fri Dec 08, 06:23:00 PM PST
Hey Bobby, TOUCHE! ROFLMAO!!!!
Let da games begin...
Q What is a cigarette classified as in New Jersey???
A An air filter
Peace...
Rock N Roll Stew
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Digitune, at Sat Dec 09, 08:45:00 AM PST
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