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Friday, December 08, 2006

Merry Hemp Mas

Merry Potmas or should I say Merry Hempmas! Yeah I
like Hempmas mo better...Well only two more days until
we leave for Bali...and my first holiday in three
years! I really don't count being 9 months in jail as
a "vacation" although in a lot of ways it was. We saw
the new James Bond movie yesterday and wow! they
really could use some calming herbal smoke. In fact I
miss the laid back days of the Cheech and Chong
movies. I may be the Chong but I am a huge Cheech and
Chong fan and I miss the simple honest loving message
that those movies showed. No one lost their lives. No
one was shot. No one was butchered or beat up! Still
this Goverment found me dangerous enough to be locked
up for 9 months for making those movies! I think it is
time to do another one which is why I am in the middle
of a couple of projects that will bring back that
simple loving feeling. I will make the announcments as
soon as we make the deals with the movie companies.
This is gonna happen right after the New Year. Yeah!
It's time to recapture that honest uplifting feeling
again. I did it before and I shall do it again. Peace rules....tc

posted by and relayed by the weedmaster at 20:41

27 Comments:

  • Merry hemp mas to you too, oh grand pubah of pot(or is it the artist formally known as the grand pubah of pot?)Damn, I hope not.(lol)
    Lookin' forward to anything that I can laugh at again.
    Don't forget while over in Bali, to check your blog whenever you go into "denial". We're all gonna try to make you and Shelby giggle on this blog. Christmas Jokefest World Tour 2006 begins.
    Haven't had my bowl of weedies yet. Need some for inspiration. Hard to remember the real funny jokes without it!
    Keep the funny shit coming people. Let's all get Chinese eyed, man! The purpose is to make Tommy and Shelby laugh over the holidays, but that doesn't mean we all can't have red eyes( except Tom, whose eyes will be red from laughter, right?(wink wink)).
    Gotta go get a bowl of weedies now. Ya know what? I really think it IS the breakfast of champions.
    Damn those people at Wheaties. They stole our slogan.

    Happy travels

    By Blogger reality checks, at Sat Dec 09, 05:17:00 AM PST  

  • Cant wait for the new moivies
    Hallelujah my brother, and a merry Hempmas to all, and to all a stoned night

    By Blogger DarkStar8491, at Sat Dec 09, 08:42:00 AM PST  

  • Merry Hempmas 2u2 ...hey I thought you were leaving on the 8th...I hope you don't miss your flight boat blimp or whatever you are riding in...Yeah the fact that our government thinks hemp is dangerous and sends people off everyday to fight for oil is a stupid stupid thing...I could go on all day...Bless you and Shelby on your trip we all love ya!
    All your fans miss the Cheech and Chong movies but we are glad for the ones we have! Hey if you ever need actors or extras remember your blogger buds.
    Tommy and Shelby again have a safe trip
    PEACE
    Russ and Raylene

    By Blogger Trailer Trash Lot 420, at Sat Dec 09, 09:25:00 AM PST  

  • Hi Chong,

    This morning I was looking for the fish tank to grab a beer, and there was no fish tank. Sheila and I (Lior) watched your Next movie again, it made us miss you guys so much. So we are waiting for your next movie, good to hear it's coming. Originally I'm from Holland and it's hard for me living in the states to get the country adjusted to my countries laws. Have a blast in Bali!

    By Blogger LIOROOCOOCOO, at Sat Dec 09, 09:33:00 AM PST  

  • High everybody,

    It took me 3 times to realize the message went through...

    My bad, but also a good opportunity to wish you all a great year and beyond.

    By Blogger LIOROOCOOCOO, at Sat Dec 09, 09:41:00 AM PST  

  • That's OK Lior. In here, we just assume that when that happens, you had one puff too many. Wait a minute!!! You can never have one puff too many. My bad. lol
    Happy Holidays to you too.
    Peace

    By Blogger reality checks, at Sat Dec 09, 09:47:00 AM PST  

  • Lior,
    I recently sent my Hollander girlfriend a copy of Next Movie. I met her 33 years ago when she was touring the USA and we have been life long mates since. Her son now watches the movies. I told them to read the baords but She is more of a book reader. hope she read how to grow your own stash. Stash isnt that a word from Santas night before xmas Open the shuttlers and threw out the stash Oh its sash Sorry I was thinking it was feds dressed as Santa. Never know what them jackasses will do. Ok next joke here ya go
    A witch is flying through central park one day and sees a statue of naked man and woman embrassing. Her curiousty gets the best of her She lands and waves her magic wand. The statues come alive. She tells them they have until midnight to do what ever they want On the stroke of twelve they will be frozen in time once more. The statues jump down from their pedestol and run of in the bushes The witch hears Tee hee hee Tee hee tee hee. She runs over to the bushes and peeks in as sees the statues. The male is telling the female. Here you hold the little son of a bitch and Ill shit on him awhile.

    By Blogger Bobby, at Sat Dec 09, 10:46:00 AM PST  

  • have a great vacation tommy man

    -positive vibes

    By Blogger Bong Rip 420, at Sat Dec 09, 12:36:00 PM PST  

  • I cant wait for the new movies to come out. Merry Hemp Mas

    By Blogger keepinreel, at Sat Dec 09, 09:32:00 PM PST  

  • I cant wait for the new movies to come out.You and cheech are a huge reason why i started writing movies. Merry Hemp Mas

    By Blogger keepinreel, at Sat Dec 09, 09:32:00 PM PST  

  • hey,just wanted to let you know im using a pic of you and me taken at the looney bin in wichita,ks.,on my myspace page. hope thats cool with you.

    By Blogger rebecca, at Sat Dec 09, 11:21:00 PM PST  

  • hope ya come back to the looney bin again in 07.

    By Blogger rebecca, at Sat Dec 09, 11:23:00 PM PST  

  • cheech and chong u are my heroes....keep smokin rules are meant 2 be broken or their wouldn't be rules right?.....i don't care how many people try to tell me marijuana is bad god gave it to us so why not use it the best way we can i think the world would be a hell of a lot better if everyone got stoned....u see the world in a different view and thats what i wish people would see....hemp,weed,grass,herb,mary jane, my best friend....what eva u call marijuana when i take a toke all my cares go up in smoke....fan alwayz

    By Blogger stoner_dawn, at Sun Dec 10, 03:58:00 AM PST  

  • Ahhhh!!!! Finally got my bowl of weedies. Time for another joke!

    Q: How can the cops tell the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned one?

    A: Drunk drivers will run right thru a stop sign, and stoned drivers will sit there and wait for it to turn green!

    Mmmmmmmmm...green....Gotta go set my bong on fire.
    Peace to all

    By Blogger reality checks, at Sun Dec 10, 11:55:00 AM PST  

  • Hey man I grew up watching your films and I got to say, They were a gentler kind of movie. With everybody in to this bling bling shoot them up stuff mixed with this
    politically correct agenda. A person don't know what to say or do because it will piss somebody off and the law suites Will begin. Only in America the land of the free.
    As a former stoner and a former person who was in the care of the state of Il, I wish you all the fortune in the world. And all the luck too. Because being funny and speaking your mind is almost outlawed. So peace out my brother.
    gwatson101@ verizon.net

    By Blogger gwatson101, at Sun Dec 10, 07:55:00 PM PST  

  • Ya know the difference between men and women? A lady might like roses on her piano, but a guy always likes two lips on his organ!

    Here is another tribute I wrote. This one goes to the Brian Hyland tune "Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Yellow Polkadot Bikini"
    ____________________________________

    They were afraid to explain their actions
    They sent Tommy to jail so he could see
    That they were not in the mood for laughing
    War is fine, but comedy ain't funny

    2-3-4 Next time Tom, don't answer the door (chorus)

    (CHORUS)
    It was an itsy bitsy,teeny weeny, screw job.I nearly flipped my beanie
    When they sent Chong away that day

    An itsy bitsy, teeny weeny,
    Uncle Sam is such a meanie
    Give Chong back the bong!
    It should be that way

    2-3-4 Dick Tracy lied. That son of a whore

    So he went into the prison with a target
    People tried to get themselves a plea
    By trying to set Tommy up, and ratting
    Well now, kiss his ass cause he now is free

    2-3-4 Don't drop the soap, your ass'll be sore (chorus)

    So now he's free, still making us laugh
    He and Shelby keep the show on the road
    But now he has to say that he doesn't smoke up
    The DEA is a huge, stinking load!!!!
    ____________________________________

    Another one that I don't know if anybody else thinks is funny, but I like it!

    Long live the King of Doobies!!!

    By Blogger reality checks, at Mon Dec 11, 07:14:00 AM PST  

  • Dear Tommy,

    Merry Hempmas and a happy Hempukah.

    I would love to see a film of the talk (about hemp, prison, spiritual epiphanies, salsa dancing, etc.) you gave at I-Mix in Eagle Rock.
    I believe you're passing around some mighty good stuff in these talks. I was inspired anyway. Maybe more people should hear what you have to say.

    Bali High?

    Peace and Love

    Daniel

    By Blogger Daniel, at Mon Dec 11, 09:25:00 AM PST  

  • Reality,
    You need to work on the timing in your remix of songs. Otherwise they are funny.
    What the difference between humor and Odor?
    Humor is a shift of whit!
    Whats the difference between a pygmy and a girl track star?
    A Pygmy is a cunning runt!

    By Blogger Bobby, at Mon Dec 11, 01:16:00 PM PST  

  • Tommy,

    Merry Christmas! Hope you have the time of your life in Bali! I looked up Bali on the web, and it looks like a rather bitching place to spend one's Christmas, or any other time as far as that goes. ENJOY!!!

    To the rest of you heads out there - Enjoy your Holidays too!

    Keeping High....and low(down).

    ....Smith Head

    By Blogger fdghdfghdgfhdf, at Mon Dec 11, 05:20:00 PM PST  

  • Here's a personal ad for ya.


    A tall well-built woman with good
    reputation,who can cook frogs
    legs,who appreciates a good fuc-
    schia garden,jazz music,and tal-
    king without getting too serious!
    But please...only read lines 1,3,&5

    Remember
    A day without a buzz is a day that never was!

    By Blogger reality checks, at Tue Dec 12, 08:21:00 AM PST  

  • I'll bet that guy Tommy Chong is right now sitting in the nice warm sun while the rest of us are here in the freezing cold. Hes probably got one of the little cabana girls bringing him drinks and hes watching bikini all day long. And my guess is he will take in a show and have a good time smoking island herb whoops I mean Island denial. Shelby is probably putting ont he Sunblock lying on her beach lounch saying Tommy pass the bong I need to wash my cares away. Thumbs up Tommy & Shelby and I got a new window sticker Its the Bad boy which reads "Piss on John Ashcroft" Obtainable at your stonerdude central hahahaha Stonerdude can you design that one? Check out knumbskullrecords.com

    If you get beans from the beanery and Wine from the winery, what do you get from the country?

    By Blogger Bobby, at Tue Dec 12, 08:37:00 AM PST  

  • Thanx for the critique, Bobby. I try to keep a flow going, but I sometimes try to bend the words. Would be easier if I had audio recordings of the lyrics, but until then, I will take your advice under advisement.
    I'll try to redeem myself. Here is another one I wrote to the tune of the theme to "Gilligan's Island"
    ____________________________________

    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
    A tale of some scary crap
    Chong opened up his door one day
    He knew he was entrapped

    They said that he'd get house arrest
    He'd be home to Shelby soon
    But if he didn't plead guilty
    His family was doomed
    His family was doomed

    The pressure started getting rough
    The narcs were in his face
    They knew if it went to trial
    The feds would be disgraced
    The feds would be disgraced

    So Tommy Chong got sent away
    Thanks to some assholes like

    The President
    The FBI too
    The DEA
    and it's file
    The rats and narcs
    The screw job by Uncle Sam
    Just for making us smile!!!!!
    ____________________________________

    Remember
    Don't drink and drive...
    Smoke and fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By Blogger reality checks, at Tue Dec 12, 10:08:00 AM PST  

  • Reality,
    Everyone does that! Its a natural thing. I had a poet from Los Angeles tell me once If you want to know if your timing is right have someone else do it. We tend to make the lyrics we want fit the melody. Wht you really do is make the syllables keep the beat. I worte one about Budweiser that Elvin Bishop thought was ok. Of corse were shooting pin ball and stoned at the time. Everything sounds good when your stoned and playing pin ball win a good blues man. If yall want Ill print the words for you. But If I catch Tommy Chong stealing my on and putting it in his new movie without me, it will cost at least a bag man! lmaooooooo. My music writing isnt great but I do play the sax well enough sometimes.

    By Blogger Bobby, at Tue Dec 12, 05:06:00 PM PST  

  • Sure, let's have a peep, bobby. Always willing to view something new, but I don't think either of us has to worry about Chong using our ideas, though! Heres why, in my opinion!
    Tommy is a very smart man. For every giggle he has given us, for every roll on the floor, laugh our ass off, piss our pants moment, he has blessed us with access to his twisted cranium and he has been paid for it all. He & Cheech created all those old characters and continue to reap the rewards even today!( Remember, a trip to Bali don't come cheap by any measures)
    Imagine if Tom decided that he liked our ideas and started to use them. Then when word got out, every person with a script, joke, or song would be flooding him with requests to look at their ideas. Pretty soon, he would never be able to get anything done professionally.
    Then some people who don't get replies from him might start thinking that he is prick who doesn't appreciate their humor, and then a whole hornet nest starts! He might start losing fans over this! The truth, I believe, is that he loves his fans very much!
    If he never uses my lyrics, that doesn't make him a prick! That just makes him a smart business man, in my book.
    Don't get me wrong. If he ever sent me a thank you note for the tribute lyrics, I'd be giggling like a school girl on a Saturday night, but if he didn't, I'd never sweat it, or hold it against him!
    I write because I love to do it! It comes pretty easy to me, and it's fun.( of course, it is always much easier when you have sweet mary jane tickling the brain, but ain't that always the way?) If some other people like the song lyrics, then great. But if some don't, then that's cool too. Different strokes for different folks! Rick Nelson said it best when he sang "Ya can't please everyone, so ya gotta please yourself!"
    I have never had a desire to be famous in my life! For me, it's riddled with pressures & troubles that can easily happen. I like the fact that I can take my wife and daughters out for a meal, walk around unnoticed, and even have a pee in a public washroom without someone sticking a pen and piece under my nose asking for an autograph. But that's just me!
    Let's be thankful that Tommy even has this blog up and running. With what happened to him, he and Shelby probably have trouble trusting the family dog, let alone all of their fans. He even has to watch his back here on this blog.
    Uncle Sam could have scared him into never having any fan
    interaction again. Thank God we are all still privy to his thoughts and humor! Keep the updates coming Tom!
    So please understand, that even if he never acknowledges our ideas, we shouldn't harbor any negative feelings towards him!
    Now, I'm not saying that you personally expect him to use any of your jokes, or ideas Bobby. I have no knowledge of that. I don't speak for anybody else but me! I just think we all should cut Chong a break! I don't speak for Tom either, but I think that we should just let him come up with ways to make us laugh. He is a master at it! If we all expected him to look at our ideas, he wouldn't have any time to create his own!
    Lets just hope that anything we write into here, that he sees and laughs at it. That will be reward enough for me.
    So Bobby, type those words in. Just remember to do it because you want to share them, but don't expect any recognition from Tom. That way, your feelings can't be hurt!

    (Sorry. I really didn't mean to turn this into a "Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" parody)

    Shit, maybe I outta go to Oprah!
    (for the jerry springer crowd) lol

    Long live the Sultan of Sensamilla

    Happy Holidays!

    By Blogger reality checks, at Wed Dec 13, 08:11:00 AM PST  

  • Reality,
    Wow you think alot for a stoner Most guys sit back and enjoy the buzz. ( Green makes ya mean brown takes ya down)

    News flash: It was a joke!
    Thats why it had lmaoooo behind it. I have been working the entertainment area all my life (age-4) and trying the hollywood scene since 1999 right after the party. I have a childrens book, music, movie scripts and understand liabilities. Im right now trying to introduce a bill that would create a Calif Registration Stamp securing all peoples works with a State registration stamp as well as protecting producers. Publishers ect ect from lawsuits. Im supposed to meet with some of Governor ( I turned my back on Tommy Chong ) Schwazeneggers people in the new year. The idea is not only for us whom want to get their works seen by producers and publishers but it also raises revenue for our State of Calif. They are thinking it will work in many avenues.
    Im a big supporter Not a fan of Tommy Chong and Cheech Marin. A fan is somone who climbs the garden wall and steals oranges off your tree cause your famous. Im lucky to get out of the house anymore. So as far as giving someone a break I dont need to because there was no issue to begin with, Capiche? As for my strange work its a Budwesier Blues with a western flavor

    Now I dont mind the gutter,
    Nor the big Budweiser Beer.
    My babe done left me years ago, and I still have eyes of tears. But its warm at day and cold at night as plain as you can see, Just sitting in the gutter girl, my budweiser and me.
    Well my life is just a bitch now, Im no longer a stud.
    If I cant have you in my arms, then Ill settle for a bud.

    Im standing on the corner,
    I begging for some cash,
    I drank up all the bottles,
    Of a 18 carton stash.
    Now Im feeling kinda of sober,
    and I got no where to roam.
    My baby took up with my pal,
    He kicked me from my home.
    So now I down the frosties,
    The sun and snow and hail,
    I get all rousted by the cops and spend the night in jail.

    If you see me on the corner,
    and I'm looking sad.
    Just kick me down a dollar man, cause that will do me glad.
    I have another cold one,
    I'll even share with you,
    But dont you try to steal my gal, with crabs and aids and flu.
    I know shes seems ok now,
    You know she is my wife,
    Just want to be a true blue friend,
    whos trying to save your life.

    (Instrumental)

    Now take a tip from me boys,
    Girls just give you tears.
    You'll wind up in the gutter ,
    Drinking Big Budweiser beer.
    And your brain just keeps a twisting,
    And it gives you lots of pain.
    You'll drown yourself in Budweiser,
    Just sitting in the rain.
    So give them lots of freedom,
    Dont lie there in the mud.
    Just grab that little lady boy and feed her lots of suds.

    RIP Long time actor and comedian
    Peter Boyle age 71
    (Everybody Loves Raymond)

    Holy Crap! a battle of the bands in the I-chong blog

    By Blogger Bobby, at Wed Dec 13, 02:13:00 PM PST  

  • Pedro de Pacas and
    the LowRider Band (formerly WAR)

    EL CALLEJERO

    EL CALLEJERO EL CHICANO MAS CHINGON
    TU SABES SOY EL MERO MERO
    DON'T EVER COUNT ME OUT
    BCUZ I'M HER TO SAY
    MY NAME IS PEDRO de PACAS
    AND I'M FROM EAST L.A.

    EL CALLEJERO
    EL MEXICANO MAS CHINGON
    YOUR HOMBRE DE ACERO
    I'VE BEEN GONE FOR A FEW YEARS
    BUT NOW I'M BACK IN TOWN
    AND I STILL USE A CHEVY
    TO CRUISE AROUND
    THEY CALL ME EL CALLEJERO
    EL MEXICANO DE ACERO

    EVEN THOUGH THEY WANT TO
    KICK US OUT SO YOU CAN
    FEEL A LITTLE SAFER
    THE ONLY PROBLEM IS
    I WAS BORN HERE JUST LIKE YOU
    I DON'T NEED NO "STINKIN PAPERS"
    EL CALLEJERO
    EL CHICANO MAS CHINGON
    EL MEXICANO DE ACERO


    I DON'T CRUISE RODEO DRIVE
    I'D RATHER CRUSE MY GHETTO
    EL CALLEJERO
    TENGO MUCHO CORAZON
    EL HOMBRE DE ACERO CALLEJERO
    I’M GONNA MAKE LOTS A DINERO

    I still love Cheech and Chong
    el_callejero aka F7

    By Blogger EL_CALLEJERO, at Wed Dec 13, 05:01:00 PM PST  

  • http://el-callejero.livedigital.com/content/978540/.mp3

    By Blogger EL_CALLEJERO, at Wed Dec 13, 06:17:00 PM PST  

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